TODAY IN SPORTS (MONDAY, MAY 5, 2008)

•  Mets at Dodgers 10:10 p.m. (SNY) - Billy Wagner wants to see how much Oliver Perez can fuck things up this time.
• Red Sox at Tigers 7:05 p.m. (ESPN) - Don't be fooled by Dice-K's 4-0 record. Last year, he had a 4.98 ERA against AL teams with winning records. He has only faced two teams with 2007 winning records thus far (The Tigers and Yankees) and has been roughed up in one of those outings.
• Don't forget, only two more days until Alex Rodriguez premiers on The Great Michael Kay's YESterdays! I wonder if they're going to surprise him by bringing out the stripper from Toronto.

- Darrell Spellings