Monday, June 23, 2008

And We're Back

Well, after quite the hiatus, Mose and I are back for some more blogging. We apologize for such a long break between columns, but know that starting today, we're here for good. We thought you might want to know what we were doing in our three weeks off. Here was our average daily schedule:


2:00 p.m. - Wake up
2:03 p.m. - Bathroom call
2:10 p.m. - Movie of choice (usually something along the lines of "Gangs of New York" or "Kids Bop"
3:30 p.m. - Get really pissed because Skip Bayless has no idea what he's talking about on "First and Ten". If he says something, I automatically disagree with it, whether I think it's a good point or not. I just feel like I'm stupid if I agree with Skip Bayless on any given issue.
3:47 p.m. - Bathroom call 
3:52 p.m. - Go back to wondering how Skip Bayless can be so wrong about LeBron James, when he argues that he is not a top 20 player in the NBA. (Yes, he actually said that).
3:56 p.m. - Another four minutes of Bayless
4:45 p.m. - Eat something sweet and completely unhealthy.
5:45 p.m. - Finish eating sweet and completely unhealthy food and go for another bathroom call.
7:05 p.m. - Watch the Yankees' game and listen to The Great Michael Kay single-handedly take on being the number one PR guy for the Yankees. Boy, Bayless and Kay in one day...And Bissinger thought only bloggers could produce bad journalism. 
10:30 p.m. - Sleep for the next 16 hours.


So I guess now you can understand why we had so much trouble getting to the blog. We had such busy schedules we just weren't able to fit it in. However, we've now made room in our lives for it, and we'll be writing everyday. And check out this piece on Bayless from deadspin.com. It really describes him better than I ever could.

- D. Spell

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